DESPERATE DISPATCH

In first Very Important Letter in five years, Trump batters women in media, touts his 'spectacular health during this time of war'

THE WHITE HOUSE

December 12, 2025, 4:18 a.m.

Greetings to My Holier Than Thou Christian Supporters Everywhere!

I no it has been a very long time since I’ve written YOU a Very Important Letter, but I thought today would be a good day to do it, because I am tired of the dirty, rotten, disgusting dog-faced women in our media telling everybody how bad things …